Pompétude

The bourgeois attitude one gets when one is tipsy (Pompette in french)

Lisa becomes a different person after a couple of glasses of wine. She gets so much pompétude that its annoying.

Its all about the pompétude, darling!

by DJ-SharpSword September 8, 2016

putitude

the attitude you have when you are in puberty

Don't show me that putitude!

by :usernotfound: September 15, 2022

Pompitudinous

The "boss level" of being pompous. When someone is so ridiculously arrogant, pretentious, and full of their own importance that regular words just don't cut it. It perfectly describes a person who uses unnecessary, ten-dollar words just to flex on people and sound smart, but ultimately just looks like a massive tool.

Brad: "The juxtaposition of the culinary flavor profiles in this artisanal avocado toast is truly a paradigm shift for my palate."
Sarah: "Oh my god Brad, stop being so pompitudinous and just eat your breakfast."

by Liam Moorebethel March 9, 2026

Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022