pujols

To say one thing, yet act in a manner completely opposite.

me: I really don't like U2.
you: Haven't you seen them in concert like 10 times?
me: Uh ... yeah.
you: That's so pujols.

by sixtas420 December 16, 2011

pujols

domincan first basemen for the st. louis cardinals
nice ass and alot of talent
cute accent and strong arms that can pin you down

king albert
phat albert
bat albert
winnie the pujols

by Albert's queen June 27, 2006

pujols

The commonality between gay men and St. Louis Cardinal fans.

What do gay men and Cardinal fans have in common? They all love pujols.

by Chitown Polish June 20, 2006

Albert Pujols

Inventor of baseball.

Sven: "Albert Pujols sure is good at baseball."
Gary: "Of course he is. He invented it, you goddamn jackass."

by Badassassin October 9, 2008

pujols moonshot

Something absolutely epic, unbelievable and/or awe-inspiring. Named for Albert Pujols's massive (estimated) 468-foot home run in Game 5 in the 2005 NLCS off Astros pitcher Brad Lidge when the Cardinals were down to their last out.

Can be used to describe any amazing achievement anywhere. Does not necessary have to be clutch, but can be.

"Michael J. Fox truly hit a Pujols moonshot with his wife."
"Did you see Jamie Foxx in Ray? That was a Pujols moonshot performance if ever I saw one"
"Eisenhower. D-Day. Pujols moonshot. End of discussion."
"The Knack didn't have the best career, but dammit, My Sharona was a Pujols moonshot for the ages.'

by Ten Forward June 4, 2017

Pujoshi

A portmanteau of the Japanese words fujoshi (dirty girl) and puroresu (pro wrestling).

A female fan of Japanese pro wrestling, especially one who derives sexual enjoyment from watching the male wrestlers.

Ever is proud pujoshi. She really wants to fuck Kota Ibushii.

by JamesR86 June 3, 2019

pujoua

tripple cock slap IN THE FACE

oh shit he got pujouaed in da face

by bryan January 18, 2005