Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'

When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.

by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.

Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.

by Copper111 January 4, 2018

yorkshire pudding

the most amazing accompaniment to proper sunday roast, from the most amazing county in.. fuck it.. the world. it is not a dumpling, it is a YORKSHIRE PUDDING

yorkshire pudding - the pride of our county. =D

by Alice and rose September 11, 2007

solid pudding

Cash, money, dough.

...did not my writings produce me some SOLID PUDDING, the great deficiency of praise would have quite discouraged me.

- Benjamin Franklin, The Way to Wealth (1758)

by R. Firth November 2, 2008

Chocolate pudding

If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.

by N340 October 10, 2010

mushroom pudding

When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are

Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding

by Grrrrrratass May 21, 2020

Pudding Plop

A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.

After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.

by Donherdme September 9, 2013