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Pseudosecuraphobia

The sense of false anxiety or fear of safety in an area that one knows is truly safe.
‘I was passing through the airport when I was randomly struck with a sudden sensation of pseudosecuraphobia.’
by Neoglot September 3, 2018
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pseudomandingo

when women pose their bodies in front of men to make them feel psychologically through esp that they’re being penetrated by a penis.
The pseudomandingo allowed women to fantasize about men when they think about sex during the day.
by Coop Dupe March 3, 2020
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Pseudosensitive

When someone is too sensitive to be true.
You are not really that sensitive because nobody is really that fuckin sensitive. Cut it out, you're either looking to get mollycoddled, you think I'm a sucker, or both. I know when someone is being pseudosensitive.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2020
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pseudomnímia

The feeling that a memory you have didn't happen or parts of it were imagined/hallucinated. This feeling is generally caused by realistic dreams, the Mandela effect, or dissociative disorders.
(different to false memory syndrome where memories are forged due to trauma or the like.)

ie: you feel as though a memory you have of something from yesterday never truly occurred or a detail wasn't true.
In context: "I have this vivid memory of going to town yesterday but I swear I stayed home. Must be pseudomnímia."

(talking to a friend) "I remember being in class with you last week but it's like I just imagined you there"

"Pseudomnímia maybe?"
by kit.kat.k.kid November 30, 2021
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Pseudoeudaimoniosis

noun (diagnosis):

A medical condition where one feels a deep existential despair, typically as a result of spending too much time on an unfulfilling/ false pursuit of happiness whilst neglecting meaningful pursuits.

pseudo: False
eudaimonia: Greek for "happiness"
osis: Abnormal condition
Ex: “Todd spent his whole life getting rich and neglecting his family. He now has trouble finding meaning in life and slumps around with a serious case of pseudoeudaimoniosis”

Ex: “Doctor, I always thought I would be happy when I could afford a Lamborghini. Now that I can, I just feel empty inside because I’m 63 and haven’t done anything meaningful with my life”

“Sir, I think you have pseudoeudaimoniosis”
by michaelgthinks August 2, 2022
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pseudominate

To get tough in a fight after being safely separated.
After his buddies pulled him away from the big bruiser, he pseudominated with some seriously fierce talk.
by Worgle August 11, 2022
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Pseudoeudaimoniosis

noun (diagnosis):

A medical condition where one feels a deep existential despair, typically as a result of spending too much time on an unfulfilling/ false pursuit of happiness whilst neglecting meaningful pursuits.

Known treatments (3): meditation, logotherapy, psychedelics
Ex: “Todd spent his whole life getting rich and neglecting his family. He now has trouble finding meaning in life and slumps around with a serious case of pseudoeudaimoniosis”

Ex: “Doctor, I always thought I would be happy when I could afford a Lamborghini. Now that I can, I just feel empty inside because I’m 63 and haven’t done anything meaningful with my life”

“Sir, I think you have pseudoeudaimoniosis”
by michaelgthinks August 12, 2022
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