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puddle muscles

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.
I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.
by getcombowned February 17, 2014
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kiddie puddle

To masturbate with a group of two and more people (both male and/or female) and ejaculate into a one puddle of everyone's cum.
Person: Want to make a kiddie puddle?
Group of people: Hell yeah!
by NoNoNoNoNoooo December 28, 2008
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FUCK PUDDLE

The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed.
I came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the fuck puddle.
by biker mike` June 29, 2006
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Manty Puddle

(noun.)

A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.

The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
(In a hardware store...)

Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"

Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"

(At a college frat party...)

Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"

Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"

(In a Nursing Home...)

Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"

Grandpa: *Wheezes*

Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*

Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*

Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
by J.D.elicious April 6, 2009
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Puddle Cuddle

When a group of people hug or huddle together while crying. Commonly seen at events such as graduations.
At the class's graduation, they all joined together, sobbing, in a massive Puddle Cuddle.
by St. Pierre May 6, 2013
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Oregon Mud Puddle

Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.
Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!
by BMOH April 6, 2009
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puddled

Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.
"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"
by Antman of NZ June 11, 2016
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