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prosecutor

a narcicistic yet self loathing individule whom was a victim and wants to get back at the world.
most prosecutors are women because they are the most vulnerible and most in need for a feeling of power.
by laspina jr September 7, 2005
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prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."
by emilybronte July 22, 2010
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Prostitutor

A word used to describe an old, retired prostitute, often still used to teach prostiteens, and prostitots, often still watched over.
Prostitutor 1: Did you go see those Prostiteens at the middle school today?
Prostitutor 2: Yeah, there becoming quite the cum guzzling sluts.
Prostitutor 1: yep, there learning well...
by Di dah do February 27, 2008
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prostituter

an insided joke between me and my friend K;) ...what she TRYED to say is prosiquter lol but she said prostituter hahaha
prostitute prostituter
by mysteriouslover;) March 10, 2010
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Prosecutors Office

Similar to a district attorney, who who is in charge of investigating a crime and then tries to secure a conviction in court. Latest trend is for the P.O.'s office to bust cops since they could never make it as one!
Man the county prosecutors office can't get a conviction from someone who confessed to the crime, so they sent the case back down to the municipal court for them to worry about. John the cop with the most awards is under the gun again for doing his job. I wish the prosecutors office would just leave him alone.
by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005
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Prostitutor

N. A tutor who teaches their disciples the act of prostitution.
Dude, my prostitutor just told me how to set my prices for sex.
by Durkadurka321 October 24, 2010
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Prostitutor

An older women who wears too much make up and not enough clothes. One who teaches prostitutes and prostitots how to dress and act.
Damn, that chick with the mini skirt on over there is such a freakin prostitutor.
by Bushleague August 16, 2012
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