Prostestaut

Young prostitute. A child that has sex for cash.

Those 6th graders are prostestauts.

by Joey D (Takai) January 6, 2008

pristeen

Having no tattoos or ink embedded in one's body.

Also, Extreme cleanliness.
*Easily confused with the similar "pristine".

Jeremy surmised he bore the only pristeen body left in the world, until he met Celeste.

by disklaimer April 24, 2011

prosthetic penis

An artificial penis.

Haha that loser has a prosthetic penis.

by Chrissssssssssssssssssssssss June 20, 2006

Prosterity

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.

1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.

by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010

prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"

Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!

by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

Prosthetic Stick

A prosthetic penis made up of plastic paddle pop sticks (mainly yellow).

1. Damn....I'm so sick of getting yellow sticks for the prosthetic stick
2. It's prosthetic stick time

by Michael Nick Hammer May 6, 2009

prosterity

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.

I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.

by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016