Prognostication

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

by Huk12 September 25, 2011

prongs

1) the units that measure the speed at which your brain is processing things
- normal people have an odd number of prongs, very very smart people have even numbers of prongs
- the lower the number of prongs, the slower you are functioning

Person 1: I'm so tired I'm operating on three prongs right now.
Person 2: We should ask TB, he has an even number of prongs

by xX_leg_Xx May 29, 2020

prognosed

A prognosis made has come true, fulfilled.

The patient died as prognosed by the physician.

by Light Saber August 10, 2012

prongol

an internally messed up person who still decides to walk the planet. they enjoy being single and commonly mistakes the abbreviation “mems” to “men’s”. unfortunately for these ‘people’, they have no men in their lives so are forced to either live in a cat cage or be gay, which ever one comes first. to be a prongol you have to be single for at least 15 years, preferably your whole life. these loners tend to radiate their energy of being a lonely fuck, so keep your distance of a bare minimum of 20 metres just in case you catch prongolitis. thank you for listening to my ted talk

person 1: i am a single ass prongol

person 2: zero mennos

by yee yee legend July 20, 2019

prongorangatang

A prongorangutang is an orangutang, with a Pomeranian head, that has prongs that substitute the creature’s arms. Very rarely will you see these magestic beings walking on your side walk, but when you do, be gentle because they will bite and give sass....... and maybe stab with with their beautiful prongs arms. Be cautious, but don’t forget to have fun. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Omg Jimmy! Did you see that Prongorangutang that stabbed Suzie in her glutinous side. So wonderful that we get to witness such a phenomenon like such. I love it! Can we take it home Bob? Wow, what a good day. It is a prongorangatang and it has many features

by Prongorangatang February 20, 2020

prongsfoot

prongsfoot is the ship name for the brotp of James Potter (Prongs) and Sirius Black (Padfoot). literally the best friendship of the whole hp universe.

Person: omg prongsfoot is the only friendship that matters
Me, sobbing: i know rIGHT

by 70sprongs April 23, 2020

prongsfoot

the romantic ship between James Potter and Sirius Black. The most precious thing to ever exist.

Prongsfoot is my OTP so stay back, fucked

by anonymous September 14, 2020