pr0ncrastinating

the act of utilizing pornography when you should really be doing something else

"Michael caught Weslee pr0ncrastinating while the sales system was down."

by Johny Appleseed June 13, 2005

procrastination

1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........

Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...

by herebutGONE January 3, 2010

Procrastipation

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.

Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.

by Burgerboy March 6, 2007

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

procrastination station

The place you find yourself when you just don't feel like doing anything.

Chris was stuck at the procrastination station all semester and ended up with a 0.8 GPA.

by mel22 December 30, 2008

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

by procastinater December 23, 2011

Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

Procrastination Savings Time (PST) is the practice of allotting an extra hour when planning to do work to increase the chances of success.

TED: Hey Joe! have you done our homework yet?
JOE: No man, let's do it at my place, 6:00pm PST.
TED: It's settled then, works starts at 7:00pm!

Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

by Fabio~ September 17, 2011