procrasterbate

To hold something or things off by masturbating

Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?

John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.

Tim: You little fucker.

by bolls in a can July 23, 2011

procrasterbate

1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating

2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.

In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.

by myrddins January 9, 2006

Promasternate

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.

Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.

by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

Probastermate

-To use up time that should be used doing something productive by masterbating. Often done when homework or sleep are present.

Nahh man, I spent all night probastermateing!

by TheSituation069 April 17, 2011

promasturbating

The act of procrastinating, by specifically masturbating.

"Has Timmy done his homework yet?"
"Nah, he's promasturbating in the shower still."

by fillman86 May 27, 2018

procrasterbated

instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate

instead of doing my homework i just procrasterbated

by parry henis October 28, 2007

procrasterbate

1) Being to lazy to masterbate you occupy yourself with other tasks.
2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks

1) Dude, I'm so tired I've been procrasterbating all day.
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question

by Paul Elekes May 6, 2008