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profstitute

A person (usually female) who consistently chooses profile pictures on social media in which they are wearing little clothing to attract attention to themselves, and gain maximum "likes." Essentially selling themselves out for online attention.
"Yo bro did you see Jessica's new bikini prof pic? She got 450 likes!"
"Yeah cuz shes such a profstitute doe."
by Skilliam Shakespeare February 28, 2014
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Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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Hang Out Prostitute

A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.
Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.

Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
by SamuelRoss January 4, 2009
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SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute

...."Hoin" not to be confused with "Heroin"
Usually extra origiinal.

Nocturnal.

Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009
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Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.
Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009
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Prospitute

A prospective student at a college that sleeps around, hoping to be improve their chances of acceptance.
"That girl is such a prospitute! She'd open her legs to get into a community college!"
by Rob Oden October 17, 2009
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Prestitute

A world leader who sells out and goes against what is right and should be done to gain personal wealth and status.
Henry: Barack Obama, Julia Gillard, Xi Jinping etc are f*ckin prestitutes, I am constantly lied to!
Jorge: I know.
by whenyoudecide April 25, 2013
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