procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

procrastidate

(noun)

1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)

(verb)

2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.

1. After rescheduling five time, I finally realized it was a procrastidate.

2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.

by qnix February 6, 2006

procrasturbation

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

by kwang June 4, 2003

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

procrasturbate

to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.

I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.

by IAmLanky January 18, 2009

Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

procrastate

To procrastinate by eating.

I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.

by dgreenf June 4, 2011