Procrastinhating

To put off something that needs to be done because you can't stand the person you are doing it for.

My boss wanted the report by last Monday but I've been procrastinhating all week.

by Smigguns August 11, 2009

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

by Neetles December 10, 2009

I'm Procrastinating

Me too kid.

I'm Procrastinating and so are you.

by A4775 November 12, 2020

procrastinating

what you're doing right now! get back to studying/doing homework or if your bored and looked this up for fun....why?

Jim: Did you study last night?
You: No I procrastinated and looked up procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.

by Sunrise-Succulent January 24, 2019

procrastinaging

a blend of procrastinating and aging - procrastinating so hard you can actually feel yourself getting older while simultaneously (duh) not getting anything done, which is frustrating. an extremely advanced form of procrastination, usually incurable.

You should do something about that procrastinaging - it's beginning to show!

by spam07 November 27, 2013

procrastibating

the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.

Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .

by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009

Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.

"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"

by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010