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procrastifucking

Having Sex with someone to put off doing actual work
Sam: How far did you and Jane get on that project last night?

Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.
by thatguy301 July 6, 2011
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procrastinaciously

pro·cras·ti·na·cious·ly
adv.

1. The act of tenacious procrastination
2. To willingly not put effort into doing something and putting off doing the same thing.
Q: "ahh -- how's the job hunt going?" A: "procrastinaciously"
or
"I am looking procastinaciously for a job"
by Sébastien Deschamps July 25, 2008
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procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy
I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college
by smoovestarr April 3, 2005
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Procrastibate

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
by Recalibar February 28, 2009
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Procrastinaked

The ability and urge to procrastinate whilst naked.
- Hey what are you up to?
- Just had a procrastinaked dance around the house.
by DPGL August 18, 2011
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procrastinatey

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be
On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey
by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013
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Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)
by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017
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