politicians

-assholes


politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music

that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me

by it's a lie February 26, 2005

politician

1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.

George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!

by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004

Political Atheist

One who is too intelligent and informed to believe any of the political ideologies being pushed today. Their knowledge of government has evolved to the point that they cannot trust, in any way, shape, or form the fairy tales and coincidences peddled by people in power, regardless of the party a politician proclaims him/herself to be in. A political atheist understands that these people tend to be the worst of humanity-- greedy, sociopathic, narcissistic, lying criminals and are not worthy of supporting; especially not with a vote.

To trust a politician is the ultimate act of misplaced faith.

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

-Mark Twain, political atheist

by Marshemellow September 1, 2016

political correctness

Can be considered pejorative. noun, A term used earliest by American conservatives to neutralize discussions on prejudice in the United States. Used to imply political rights are being taken away from the speaker by the target. Target is implied to be an authoritarian no matter whether or not any actual rights are abridged, thusly most occurrences of the term are used in straw man arguments.

A: You dirty wop.
B: Hey, you're racist!
A: That's political correctness! You're trying to take away my 1st Amendment rights!
B: You're dumb. I'm calling you out, that's all.
A: And thusly, you're more of a racist, than I am!

by CA.B. February 4, 2007

political correctness

What people with no locigal counter argument often accuse people of.
What has replaced Red Baiting since the Berlin Wall fell.

A Political Sucker Punch that some conservatives used to attack and Liberals without offering any proof of the countrary.

political correctness is the slackers way to attack or discredit someone's opinion. If you are accused of political Correctness, there is a good chance that the Accuser has no lagitimit counter arguement

by ???^_^???? October 10, 2007

politician

Crook driven by money.

Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.

by Care-line January 14, 2006

political chameleon

Politicians who change their political beliefs based upon the people and corporations that give them campaign contributions or based on issues they need to support to get re-elected. politicians, Congress, Congressman, Senator, President of the United States, state government, the Establishment, the media

I hate Senator Burns, he is such a political chameleon. He supported the money for veterans a week ago and now he voted against it because an anti-government superpac wants to cut spending for tax cuts. Oh, and the superpac donated $30,000 to his re-election campaign.

by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016