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Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.
JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!
by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010
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D Procedure

D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
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Procedure 7

When one group member of a group of people is ignored due to the fact they are creeps or just cause its a group decision. the group makes a circle leaving the outcast outside the circle.
Eli:Um... procedure 7 on Zeta! "
Group: 7!!!!!! 7!!!! can i geta 7!
by Elias Barnes July 10, 2009
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a procedure

Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.
Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.
by Chizz October 11, 2004
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tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.
I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure
by uhgfouf July 14, 2006
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pre-docking procedures

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!
by pentozali November 23, 2010
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Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.
Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something
by Myhandle? June 12, 2022
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