proboscis monkey

opposite of amateurboscis

that amareurboscis aint getting paid

by lisa sparkle frank brownjohn May 8, 2004

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004

Proboscis

Penis,pecker,cock,dick,wang,peter,pedus

look at the size of his proboscis.

by The Fury 13 December 19, 2010

probosculate

nasally ejaculate; sneeze

You do seem to probosculate often.

I have a cold...

by destructo liver December 9, 2008

Probacus

The penis,pecker,dick,cock etc.

Look a the size of his probacus.

by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010

prousgusted

the act of being proud and disgusted at someone at the same time

guy1:when i saw that picture of you i was prousgusted with you
guy2:thanks?

by worst boyfriend June 26, 2012

probuces

to insult somebody instead of fuck face

Joey : *drops milk all over Micheal*
Micheal : FUCKING PROBUCES
Joey : wtf

by coffieani November 20, 2021