ProctorOfWar

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

I ProctorOfWar'd him!

by EnderRagnar June 1, 2023

Tyler James Proctor

Treat this guy like a god. Nobody could even compare to his greatness...also his dick is soooo huge!!

Tyler James Proctor... “no way! Dick is big as hell!”

by The Best Ones January 29, 2019

Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

by JP1692 June 2, 2014

Bob Proctor

An inspirational life coach. Creator of “The Secret” a documentary which teaches we can have, do or be anything we want. We need only focus on such things continually in a positive manner and they will manifest themselves into reality. It’s the law of Attraction

Yo’ who’s that wise old man who teaches “thoughts become reality” ?

That’s Bob Proctor, playa’

by Da Realist’ April 16, 2019

Proctorhexis

(Procto-rex-us)
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"

If you defy me, I will perform proctorhexis on you

Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!

by gotbored,wannamakeyoulaugh December 5, 2011

proctor

A person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.

Thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!

by kevowen July 16, 2008

Proctor

Many Proctor offsprings have genes different to that of the parent, differing in skin colour. Proctors are usually an outgoing bunch and enjoy the easy life, some might say they are lazy. Food is their main companion and some could even say that a Proctor is indeed, a dumbass.

Teacher: What day is it today Proctor?
Proctor: 12am.

by Jizzabella May 20, 2008