fanny privet

The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.

Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.

"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

preventative masturbation

VERB. Masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.

Dude, I can't believe you had a wet dream last night! You really should start using preventative masturbation.

by batman1234567654321 April 5, 2010

Privani

Privani is derived from Sanskrit and means "the face of beauty" She is a quiet but interesting person with many hidden talents. Privani is a very intelligent and beautiful female and is especially gifted in writing and art. She is a kind and loving person and enjoys quality time with her friends and family but also loves relaxing on her own. Privani is the type of girl everybody wishes was their best friend.

Girl: I wish I could be friends with that beautiful and funny girl!
Girl 2: I know right, she's such a Privani!

by Chocolatechip June 29, 2015

Suicide Prevention Month

September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D

Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.

Person 1: Me too!

by spaghettini tagliatelle September 2, 2021

Prisencolinensinainciusol

From Wikipedia: "Prisencolinensinainciusol" prizɛnkɔlinɛnsinɛntʃuzəl is a song composed by Adriano Celentano, and performed by Celentano and his wife, singer/actress-turned-record producer Claudia Mori. It was first released as a single on November 3, 1972, and later on his album Nostalrock. The lyrics are pure gibberish.

In a later interview, Celentano said that "Prisencolinensinainciusol" stood for "universal love".

Have you hear about that random song on youtube?
Oh do you mean.... PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL? HMM?

by LawfulFelafel January 13, 2011

clinically proven

Clinically proven may mean virtually anything... including nothing. A "clinically proven" statement in advertising is an effective sales pitch, usually a vague claim that requires no hard evidence and isn't easy to disprove. As long as the mandatory "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA (...)" disclaimer is on the label, it's not necessary to have competent and reliable scientific evidence to back it up.

When used along a sensible diet and exercise program, our new eggplant extract is clinically proven to promote weight loss!

by Flixxx December 27, 2007

privet

A Russian greeting equivalent to "hellO' in English and "hola" in Spanish

"Hey man, privet!"

by RussianDudster August 19, 2003