Prinking

1. The combination of the words "pre" and "drinking."

2. The physical act of consuming beverages (usually alcoholic) before arriving at a club, bar or night time entertainment.

3. Getting shit-faced before going out (colloquial).

Hey Jimmy where are you prinking tonight?

by buzz92 March 17, 2011

Dick printing

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.

Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".

by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.

Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

mozart paintings

A term used to describe something really valuable by someone who obviously doesn't have a PhD...especially in Art History or Music.

Be careful, I have got some mozart paintings back there.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

printing

1. a word used to describe something that you are making a hard copy of usually of a computer either a desktop computer or laptop
2. an outline usually used to describe the outline of an object such as a gun or penis or boner

1 my essay is printing
2 ew james is printing

yeah you can totally see the outline of his boner

by fdksjajfkl July 20, 2010

printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.

Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

Pringing

Where someone does load of drugs and can't stop

The girl is a mess she'said been pringing and needs serious help

by Newdictionary May 30, 2018