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by CSGOHVHLEGENDPROVBUX May 23, 2022

Primordial ooze

When you jizz in a girl's butthole and she keeps it in there for a week.

I gave Jessica a primordial ooze last week.

by Lol42069man October 23, 2020

primordial man

A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.

"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."

by Infinity23 May 28, 2006

primordial dwarf

A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.

'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''

by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009

Primordial Cooze

The very first vagina from which our world was birthed

Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010

pimplord

A pimplord is a guy who is good at pimping. Which means he is good at picking up random girls and bring them in bed with him. ( ° ͜ʖ °)

Jeffery: Dude! look at that guy Ben he is a real pimplord.
Bob: yeah Ben nailed 3 women this week.

by bpl7222 July 30, 2014

primeloid

The definition of someone who couldn't be more of a fool

Shut up you primeloid you make no sense

by Eidiamw d May 2, 2022