prick

1: (n.) Vulgar slang term for penis.
2: (n.) A worthless fucking asshole; a true-blue total asshaberdasher.
3: (v.) To stick oneself with a pin, needle, lancet, or other small sharp object; usually to the point of bleeding.

Yeah baby, shove your prick in my asshole!
That fucking prick just stole my Skittles!
Part of diabetes testing involves pricking your finger with a lancet to make it bleed.

by Telephony January 22, 2020

prick job

When you are getting some action and some asshat comes in and interrupts you, ruining the moment.

Used by Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys episode "Lahey's Got My Porno Tape".

"Did you see that! That's a prick job, boys."

by Rip December 14, 2005

cheap prick

eugene melnyk

GM: We should retain the services of the best dman in the NHL, even if it might be expensive.

Owner: No, I don't want to pay for his salary. Blow up the team and trade him away. Push season ticket packages while your at it.

GM: You fucking cheap prick.

by bahbababhaba September 14, 2018

Suit jacket prick

When someone in their early 30s dresses in suit jackets on the const like they are 45

Nathan borja constantly got them on. The suit jacket prick

by Sonoftroy March 14, 2021

Prick

My father

My father is the biggest prick you will ever meet.

by Ovoyles44 February 6, 2017

cheap prick

A unique individual that prides himself upon retaining even the most miniscule amount of currency during financial exchange. Recognized as the most adept bargain-hunter in existence, the 'cheap prick' is also known to be a true connoisseur in the field of makeshift innovation. Cautionary procedures should be taken when the said 'cheap prick' is in the process of exchanging currency or trading away objects of self-worth (such as beer and boges), especially in times of paying for cover charges at bars/clubs/etc. An unspoken but understood respect exists between all cheap pricks, and its common for cheap pricks to enjoy calling one another a cheap prick, making it especially easy to spot a pack of cheap pricks.

The Northeast region of the US, more specifically in the southern New England region, is known to be the most densely populated area of cheap prick residents. It is unknown why there is such a larger congregation here. There have also been certain reports that a few individuals from Rhode Island aspire and fully plan to relocate to Costa Rica, the Philippines, or Thailand for their amazingly cheap prices on beer.

kids a fucken cheap prick eh? must be from jersey

u gonna pay ya tab ya cheap prick?

That kid just snuck in i think. fuckin cheap prick its only a $5 cover

by Captain_Rideshard August 11, 2012

prick flick

a very little plot sexist violent slasher movie that a real man watches,not for soppy women chick flick or boring pussy little boy's dick flick.all macho man,sadistic hyper drunken ultra crazy action,blood,gore galore,girl on girl,mass murder,sexy young naked whore's,rapists,serial killers and some hardcore group sex.

Johnny:are you coming out for once to all-night dick flick to see Die Harder, Rambo,Lethal Weapon?
Norman:NO!FUCK OFF .l.!that's shit for sissy and dicks,i'm staying @ home getting drunk wanking off downloading the new prick flick im the ape man.
Johnny:that's very disturbing behaviour,you're twisted fucker!you need some serious help.

by mohair August 15, 2007