Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.

Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?

by eivrog October 14, 2010

Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.

In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"

by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

Precocknition

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

Precopupied

When a cop is already engaged in busting someone else and is therefore unavailable to bust you.

I whizzed by the speed trap at 90 mph with impunity, as all the available officers were precopupied writing tickets for other speeders.

by MPG$ January 6, 2009

preconceived

(of an idea or opinion) formed before having the evidence for its truth or usefulness.

John: You can’t trust them because they’re not like you or me

Tim: that’s just a preconceived opinion

by YS_RD November 25, 2018

peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;

Don't touch my peetong!

by darkbob October 15, 2006

Precocious

Unusually advanced or mature in development, especially mental development.

He is a precocious child.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011