pretard

1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.

Anyone calling himself slick is a pretard.

by Dr. John Smarts July 31, 2005

Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017

pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

pretard

the moment before one becomes a retard

dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"

by chompy terwilliger July 18, 2010

pretard

the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard

You're a freakin' pretard, Jack!

by ImAGermanDood January 25, 2007

Pretard

A person that had no existing ailments until they make one up. Eg. getting offended by everything

What’s wrong with him? Nothing he’s just a pretard

by .,.,? April 10, 2019