by JohnnyTheSaviour August 9, 2019
Get the Pressedmug. Stressed, Upset, Annoyed, Bothered. If you find something pressing you aren’t about that life. You are bothered by it.
by BrianBedHead June 18, 2018
Get the pressedmug. Kid #1: Yo i heard ant was talkin mad smack about you
Kid #2: aiight imma press him and find out if he was
Kid #2: aiight imma press him and find out if he was
by g MacK46 September 25, 2008
Get the Pressmug. by MichaelKlump December 17, 2019
Get the Pressedmug. Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative.
Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).
Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).
by Yellowcandy February 23, 2005
Get the pressedmug. "The Press" is the politically correct term for a group of dishonest, conniving, scandalous photographers and journalists who send their articles and photos to trashy magazine companies for money. They spreads lies and gossip about celebrities, they turn facts into fiction, and they dig deep into the lives of innocent people until they find something to write about. They spread dishonest slander about people, especially if they can find an interesting news story.
There seems to be only 1 honest journalist nowadays: Brian Williams. Other than Brian Williams, the rest of the press is no different than the paparazzi.
There seems to be only 1 honest journalist nowadays: Brian Williams. Other than Brian Williams, the rest of the press is no different than the paparazzi.
Press Journalist 1: Look at this scoop! This man robbed a bank!
Press Journalist 2: No he didn't. The robbery was committed by one of the tellers. This man you are writing about is innocent.
Press Journalist 1: Haven't you learned anything about working for "The Press?" It doesn't matter whether or not we get the facts right, what only matters is that the facts are interesting! Now, put it on the front page.
Two weeks later, an innocent man loses his reputation because of a crime he did not commit.
Press Journalist 2: No he didn't. The robbery was committed by one of the tellers. This man you are writing about is innocent.
Press Journalist 1: Haven't you learned anything about working for "The Press?" It doesn't matter whether or not we get the facts right, what only matters is that the facts are interesting! Now, put it on the front page.
Two weeks later, an innocent man loses his reputation because of a crime he did not commit.
by The Common Satirist July 30, 2013
Get the The Pressmug. quit pressing me
by iluvcheesecake May 22, 2016
Get the pressingmug.