Baby runs for president 

Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.

Do it run for president baby!
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.

Baby runs for president by EmeraldAmeryllis January 11, 2022

Lebanese President

Fictional character

My favourite fictional characters are spiderman and the lebanese president

Lebanese President by Jikssssss February 4, 2021

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!

Shakin' hands with President Johnson by Dankglas Quaid November 5, 2015

presidential alert 

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!

I just got a presidential alert!

presidential alert by Vormix October 3, 2018

President Assface 

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.

It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.

President Assface by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Law and Order President

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.

I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!

Law and Order President by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020

orange president 

President Donald J. Trump

President Donald J. Trump is the first orange president in American History.

orange president by TheUrbanDictionaryLover109 January 26, 2017