preminbitch

to bitch excessively about absolutely nothing

-"Dude this is fucking bullshit, I have to fucking wake up tomorrow, go to class, fucking eat fucking dinner, workout, then do my homework, what the fuck!"
-"stop preminbitching dammit!"

by hoplaxbrahhh April 2, 2010

Preponderance

the quality or fact of being greater in number, quantity, or importance

"the preponderance of women among older people"

by The queen herself February 20, 2015

premorse

1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.

by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010

preconnaissance

Attending a convention a day early, to pick up alcohol early and scope things out.

Or organizing dinners or a pissup the day before the con.

Dude 1: When are you arriving to Kita?
Dude 2: Thursday, doing a bit of preconnaissance.

Dude 1: I might join you man.

by usagicha April 10, 2013

prepone

Function: transitive verb

Inflected forms: pre•poned; pre•pon•ing

Etymology: Latin preponere to place before, prepone, from pre- + ponere to place -- more at POSITION

Date: Has been in use in urban English spoken in India since at least the 1950s

To advance an event or activity to an earlier time. The closest American usage is “to advance” the timing of something. The word came into vogue in urban India as the opposite of “postponing” something.

“To make sure we get to enjoy the fireworks display that starts promptly at 9 PM, let us prepone the dinner engagement to 7 rather than 8 tomorrow evening”

by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006

Piemont's ridge

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.

Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.

by Koooch May 18, 2010

Premen

Precum. Before you blow your load, there's the sticky sneak attack of semen. (Pre- semen).

She was dry-humping me so much I filled the hot tub with premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.

by DTPS February 10, 2010