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example: Pregnancy=You
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shit man, my gf got pregnant! that's an unexpected pregnancy...
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by penis October 5, 2003
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The female condition of being up the duff. The strongest argument for not being female in the battle of the sexes, mostly due to the pain caused by a child SPLITTING YOUR VAGINA IN SEVERAL PLACES AND MAKING YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry mum.
She's in a state of pregnancy! She's up the duff! She's going to be in a helluva lot of pain in like 8 months 3 days! Better her than me. Thank you God, for bestowing upon me a boabie and not a bitch wrinkle.
by Fox JK January 23, 2009
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When a man's stomach protrudes so prominently, yet the rest of him is relatively thin, he resembles a 6 month+ pregnant woman
bro, check out that dudes pregnancy
by calijjandt May 10, 2009
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A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.
Person : I'm pregnant!
Partner : OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT PREGNANCY! NOOOOOOOOO!
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Noun

A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
by BJSD808 March 17, 2022
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