Potterism

A well-known phrase or saying that someone picks up from the Harry Potter books and believes that J.K. Rowling invented because they have never bothered to read any other literature.

Potterism
-Betsy sure is as bitchy as her mother.
-Well I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
-Hey, you got that from Harry Potter.
-Avada Kedavra!

by Charles Mc. October 21, 2007

Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock

it doesn't make any sense, sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say, and its fucking long.

Charlie Sheen: im a Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock and that didnt make any sense but it sounds fun when you mix words together that sound odd because normal words are boring.

by Zain :D January 10, 2012

Pottergram

Pottergram - someone who turns up at your party and bores the fuck out of everyone

i can't sleep let's order a pottergram

by velmalovescock May 24, 2020

ottergasm

an ottergasm is the act of excreting all bodily fluids onto an otter at once, whilst having an orgasm. it is a magnificent, if not disturbing, process. It's illegal in the states of Texas and Iowa.

I was at the zoo today with my son, we saw a man having an ottergasm. he plucked an otter right out of the tank, he must have been pretty desperate. i covered little jimmy's eyes quick as i could, but he had lots of questions when we got home.

by otttaboiii May 27, 2009

Poltergasm

To have sexual relations with a spirit demon either physically or mentally until the point of climax

Lily walked into the room and felt a strange cold breeze on her neck as the spirit pinned her to the bed and pleased her until poltergasm

by Jeffery jinglehymer-smith December 8, 2023

potterfam

a potterhead group that treats each other as a family; we care for each other like a real one.

Potterfam since 2017; join now!

by nooonooonooo May 1, 2019

Potterism-69

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic. First founded in 2005 but by the year 2022 the virus has killed over 357,000 people across the United Kindom. Many believe the virus was caused due to extreme weather warnings, such as blizzards or druff which have been submerged into the atmosphere. This causes Potterism-69 to invade the air around us leading to thousands of deaths, especially elderly or new born citizens.

“Ayo I don’t feel so good mommy”

“Oh no son you might have Potterism-69”

“What’s that mom?

“Potterism-69, one of the most deadliest viruses in history, there will be a vaccine soon don’t worry son”

by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022