Office Porching

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022

funky poaching

To do off the books detective work, usually involving conspiracies and probably illegal, to find out The Truth and find the cure for your beloved partner, Special Agent Dana Scully's illness caused by tests done by The Consortium. Used by Special Agent Mulder in the series The X Files.

Mulder: "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."

by brandy_1013 October 5, 2007

mate poaching

1. attempting to lure someone of the opposite sex away from their partner through various strategies in order to mate with them and/or to prevent their partner from mating with them
2. a major cause of sexual conflict in mateships
3. an act that may lead to homicidal fantasies among ex-partners

Sarah is extremely jealous and feels that Don is cheating on her with Tracy. Sarah confronts Tracy and says: Back away from my man! Stop mate poaching!

by mating sexpert October 23, 2009

Patching

Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.

Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"

by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022

ski poaching

Usually just called "poaching", ski poaching refers to skiing or riding in closed areas.

Although closed areas are usually closed for good reason (ie: avalanche risk, etc), they are also often closed because they are deemed too dangerous for tourists (read: lawsuit). However, locals often enjoy and know how to ride these areas "safely" and will do so regardless... hence poaching

"I got caught poaching by patrol"
- meaning "I was caught snowboard/ski poaching by the ski patrol"

by annonymous skier December 22, 2008

coffee poaching

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

by twowheeler1300 April 25, 2011

pitching woo

To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.

I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.

by Noir October 20, 2006