Potplant 

potplants: a place NOT to throw up in when in a drunkerly state. (especially not ones that belong to your mother)

hey im so incredibly pissed, lets throw up in these potplants""no dude, they are my mum's potplants

Potplant by mcghinch May 11, 2011

Postulate of the sexes 

When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.

Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.

Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.

Postulate of the sexes by Tar baby people December 8, 2010

petulant 

In an easily irritated or annoyed manner.

My friend is such a petulant person.

My mom is tired of dealing with us petulant children.

petulant by Doyouknowthewordsthatiknow? November 19, 2018

Petulant 

a man of ill temper. over very extreamly trifle banter! Usually of welsh decent! Also usually called Eddy or Ed

Eddy you Petulant Child!

Petulant by Game2312 July 8, 2010

Pestulant

Being a nasty little pest. A small terror. Like a plague but not as deadly.

Johnny, why are you such a pestulant child?! That’s the 5th birdhouse you have blown up with fireworks and M80’s, this year alone!

Pestulant by Stefan Rusell February 20, 2019

postulate 

A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom from one or more of their asses is left open to question. She may still be in there.

Scientists postulate that your mom has been fucked over two billion times in human history.

postulate by Mecha Godzilla November 3, 2007

Populant 

The individual that makes up a population.

Each new populant adds to the worlds population.

Populant by Doubtiness January 18, 2022