Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.
by Carolyn Lelaine October 15, 2007
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b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.
b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.
by MonteM June 2, 2003
Get the Possums mug.When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009
Get the And Then, The Possum mug.Use to replace the word flatulence, and having to do with all anal secretions. Refers to when your anus sounds like the growling of a possum or smells like one that has been hit on the road.
When talking about taking a dump;
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
by Zach, Wade, Brian, David September 7, 2008
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Get the possum mug.Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.
by Brakenissocoollike October 19, 2011
Get the Possum mug.an animal commonly confused with the word awesome. is not actually that awesome. Or maybe it's an opossum.
by lawlemu March 1, 2011
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