ports

short for the ciggarette New Ports

common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..

by Brian September 13, 2004

Ported

When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.

Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?

Caroline: Sure man.

Rob: Thanks

Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.

by Bobby Boosha December 31, 2010

Port

In rowing terms, port can refer to a rower whose oar is on the left side of the boat. Ports are generally less attractive and powerful than their counterparts, starboards, and do not contribute nearly as much to the speed of the boat as starboards do. This is most likely because starboards are genetically superior due to the fact that when a champion mates with another champ (ahhhh), a starboard is born.
Studies have shown that port rowers are 30% more likely than starboards to fail in areas outside of rowing and are also 13% less likely to find true happiness or fulfillment in life.

Starboard1: "Wow Kate is so hot and amazing at rowing, I can't believe that she's a port."
Starboard2: "Actually, that's because Kate is a starboard!"
Starboard1: "I should've known."
Port: "WoOOoOoOooo I can make bubbles in the water!"
Starboards: "Shut up port."

by TheRIGHTsiderowing October 21, 2010

Port

Short for Newport, a menthol cigarette that is popular because it is known to boost your high when you smoke weed.

Stoner 1:"Hey, can I bum a cigarette?"
Stoner 2:"Yeah. Want a Port?"
Stoner 1:"Hell yeah!"

by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008

porte

Pronounced “Port ay” A wholeeee bitch. Porte the kinda guy that plays PC and sucks at it. He’s the kinda guy that would say “All these games and you still played me.” He wishes he could be an Aguilar

Porte: Dang My K/D is a 0.01
Aguilar: Trashhhh

by SawConDeezNutz March 9, 2020

Porting

Used to describe when content from one video-game is converted over to another. This is considered illegal, as it is seen as giving away free game content to people who might not own the game. See warez.

Nerd 1: Hmm, this shotgun sound from Half-Life 2 will go perfect in Fallout 3! Then, when it's done, I'll put it up for download on my favorite site!

Nerd 2: You can't do that, that's porting!

by Laulz Mann August 15, 2011

Port

The left hand side of any naval vessel, so named because during old times, when docking, it was the side facing the docks themselves, sometomes called larboard.

Open the port jet control. Cut the hydraulics. (Kaylee is firefly - Pilot Episode)

by Lord Butterknife December 26, 2005