Makin' Porridge

A phrase used in the closing line of an email or verbal communication used to make fun of those who overuse the phrase "cool beans."

Tyler's email read:

Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.

Makin' Porridge.
Tyler

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tummy porridge

The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.

"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."

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A term used to describe something that is "Just Right."

After looking at many coats today, I found one that was Baby Bear's Porridge, so I bought it!

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He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

porridge by Wise Man October 2, 2003

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Sex porridge is the male sex cell basically spunk

sex porridge by WADDO November 2, 2007

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sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

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Anal porridge is excrement that resembles the consistency of porridge. It is light and fluffy and smells deadly. Originates from North Bay, Ontario.

I can't use the bathroom because it smells like anal porridge.

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