Pornsie

"Pornsie" = Anyone addicted to porn so much that they prefer porn over actual sexual contact. Derived from "Pansie".

In fact, a "Pornsie" will eventually get so dependent on porn that he will not be able the get/maintain and erection during sex ... and finally, in the end, even alone by themselves, with the best porn on earth.

Woman "Pornsies" are rare, but do exist. They cannot "get wet" vs get an erection.

Jay is such a "Pornsie". His hot girlfriend Stephanie finally left him last week. He had promised her "no more porn", but then she discovered three lesbian domination magazines under his mattress.

by Ariadni (PornKillsLove.org) April 21, 2009

Pinspired

The outcome of searching on Pinterest and then suddenly being inspired to do a project that you saw, or something similar.

I need to make nesting boxes for my chickens, lets see what is on Pinterest (scroll through "chicken nest boxes"). Jump up from chair remembering that you have old bedside tables and dressers in the barn saying to yourself "I've got it, those would be PERFECT! I have been Pinspired!"

by Livingtheword November 4, 2014

PornStoreStiffi

a wanker who is also a HOMO

fuck off PornStoreStiffi your a HOMO

by |maxim| August 19, 2003

pornopine

Pornopine is a womans vagina typically see in pornography movies doing many different men either at the same time or over a period of time so that if she had as many dicks sticking out of her vagina as she had stuck in it, her vagina would look like a porcupine.

Larry: Hey manny did you know that the woman we saw in the porno we rented has had over 1000 dicks in it

Manny: No shit! I knew you had to have a lot of them in you to qualiify but a 1000. Dame she looked line a damn porcupine

Larry: Yeah I think we saw a real live pornopine dude.

Manny: I feel so special now.

by Urban Rogue Protocol November 9, 2013

porkshire

An overweight pit bull, pit bull with eating disorder.

For sale, porkshire puppies. Father is Hampshire pig, mama is american Staffordshire. Make offer, willing to trade for bacon.

by lyndo April 28, 2015

Perspired

"I'm going to find out exactly what perspired"

We will have to wait and see how the situation perspired.

by Knollberg April 2, 2022

Pornpression

Depression caused by porn addiction.

Bob-"Some days, the pornpression is just too crippling. I can't get out of bed, I can barely eat, sleep is impossible and I can rarely gather the courage to speak to another human being."
Bob-Sobbing

Audience-Laughs

by PerrytheChain-SmokingPlatypus December 9, 2022