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PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.
Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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Pornication

“Pornication” is exactly the same as fornication except in the sake of pornography ( making a porn production).
*A man walks into a confessional cabinet*

Man: Oh father, I have sinned!
Priest: What is your sin son?
Man: Pornication

Priest: Well then, don’t do it again..
by dokhas July 17, 2021
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