cornfused

Confused; Noun; Infused with corn
or
Cornfused; Noun; a typo in texting

Dave- Yo, I'm so cornfused right now
John- Uh, Dave, is that a typo for 'confused' or are you actually infused with corn?
Dave- Egderp, that is a typo, for your information I am not infused with corn you asshole
John- Jeez Dave, no need to be so rude

by a homestuck nerd July 6, 2017

Cornfused

When you get questioned so much that you rethink your total education and realize that everything is wrong.

Are you cornfused?

im so cornfused!

by cornwellllllll December 15, 2017

Cornfused

When you have to shit so bad you cant think straight

Pepe had to shit so bad he was cornfused by the border patrol officer's questions

by Tommyxoverhung January 7, 2018

cornfused

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.

by Elios26400 May 18, 2018

Peenfused

When he has all the signs of being well endowed, big hands, large feet, tall, muscly but it is far from proportional. Rather smaller than expected, leaving you confused.

“all the signs were there for it to be big—the height, the hands, the shoe size. I was so peenfused” see also disapeenment

by Sarach2306 June 10, 2021