pernerded

nerds with uncontrollable libidos and abnormal sexual tendencies.

"Omg! I have formulated an equation to decide whether it's worth getting with two ugly chicks in return for fucking two of the hottest girls at our school!"

"Dude, why are you so pernerded?"

by cheesepuff115 December 3, 2011

porned

the past tense form of the verb porn which is 1)the act of looking at porn. 2) a word to describe the act of looking up, searching for porn on the internet

see also the gerund form porning

1) I got some porn and porned all weekend.
2) I would be more alert today if I hadn't porned all night on my computer.

by Ryan Sumner July 16, 2008

clown porned

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.

While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

pornerastic

"Licentious, lascivious, lewd, and horny" (Josefa Heifetz. Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary. Secaucus: University Books, 1974).

Bill Clinton was the second most pornerastic president ever.

by Antinous September 11, 2003

pornered

when you get caught watching porn. This typically involves loss of boner and internet and other priveleges.

No, sorry I can't come over tomorrow. I got pornered last night so now I'm grounded.

by ra30 September 18, 2012

porned beef

after excessive masturbation to porn, a man's penis is sore and limp.

oh man, i spent all day beating off to Jenna Haze, now i have porned beef

by mehsef;ohuin October 13, 2009

porned out

A man is "porned out" when he has watched so much porn, he loses touch with reality. Typically he over-manscapes, with the misguided impression that it makes his dick look bigger, and insists on trying painful positions he has seen in skinflicks. Usually thinks he's amazing in bed, but has no idea of what a woman wants.

"I really liked him until we got busy. What a disappointment, he's totally porned out. (sigh)"

"He really porned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)"

by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010