Pornband

slang for broadband superhighway

Q;"U speak to Jimmy/Johnny/Tim/etc last night?"
A; Nah couldn't get through, the tommy tanker must've been on pornband for hours.

by Samn October 14, 2003

Poopbrains

When your brains slowly start to deteriorate to the equivalent to poop or stool because you have been away from Sunny too long or because you miss him so dearly. It can only be cured by talking to him or seeing him as much as possible. Long term effects can arise and possible permanent brain damage may occur.

See also "Sunny Withdrawls"

Oh Kristine you must be having poopbrains because you miss Sunny so dearly! It's ok because I do too.

by Daddy aka Spartan Warrior December 22, 2008

Porntrait

Porntrait is a portrait of a mostly nude or nude women in provocative poses and costumes.

These porntraits are usually hung in a mechanics garage, or a mens locker room, or dorm rooms.

Example of a Porntrait is a woman in a bra and panties with a hard hat and a tool belt, thrusting her breasts forward and her back side curved out. Not at all ready to do carpentry work, but is ready to work with some "wood".

by old knitter May 8, 2014

pornrantine

Pornrantine - is to quarantine one self by marathon streaming porn

Due to the corona virus, Robby is required to socially isolate & work remote, but it’s really a Pornrantine as he streams one episode after the other.

by Razzmutant March 17, 2020

poopbrain

When you destroy your brain with repeated drug use and it turns into a legitimate pile of excrement.

Man Logan used to go so hard but now he cant because he has poopbrain.

by meat yogurt October 1, 2020

poobrain

A poobrain pu-brane is a cranial sheister.
A turdiliacus of the highest order.
Usually recognized by an indiscrete smell of faeces.

Popular usage: Don't be such a "poobrain" you egg-head Sheister!

by Holster May 9, 2006

Pornagain

Someone who quotes the bible, preaches on a porn site or makes religious referrences

Its not an anomolee...that chick who talks about turning the other cheek while doing doggie is totally pornagain ....

by bill the random December 20, 2010