pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

Pornstar Principle

The idea that the more sex (and sexual partners) a person has had, the more crazy kinds of sex they have had.

-What do you think Kim has done?

-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.

by sdgflksadjngfsldjahfnwsldhfwja February 18, 2011

potensh

This abbreviation for potentially originated in El Paso, Texas, but was popularized in Los Angeles, California.

It serves as a middle ground between mos def and fuck that shit

"So, if it snows, will you two get in the shower together and have hot, lesbian sex?"

"Potensh"

by infinism October 20, 2006

pornstar doppelganger

An adult film star, typically female, who resembles a friend or acquaintance, etc. Generally, the adult film star serves as a stand-in in fantasies about that acquaintance.

Don't you think Brooke looks like Jenna Haze?
Jenna Haze is definitely Brooke's pornstar doppelganger.

by CT Brown January 6, 2008

Portensibly

generally speculative; more conjectural than purportedly and ostensibly

"Due to the recent economic downturn, even popular actor Forest Whitaker has been seen double-dipping at the nacho bar, portensibly."

by Captain Damage October 15, 2009

pornstache

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020