Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 8, 2015

Porch Dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015

Porch Dick

An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.

Rick's not after that guys wife, that guy was just being a Porch Dick.

by RuthieDoll March 10, 2015

Porch Dick

It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.

Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!

by Xev Savage March 11, 2015

Porch dick

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.

Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.

by KitKat69 April 1, 2015

Porch dick

When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.

"Dude I was walking past bobs house yesterday, God he's such a porch dick"

by Huppalyssa March 8, 2015

a gaggle of porch dicks

when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.

If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.

by max keller April 10, 2015