PoppyCocks

Is simply enough, a blowjob given while eating pop-rocks.

Dick: Jane, I want a poppycocks.

Jane: Mkay.. ::opens bag of pop rocks and pours into mouth.

Dick: awesome.

by Boredy Bored Bored June 21, 2010

Poppycock

Affectionate name for a Grandpa's penis.

Grandpa slapped me across the face with his Poppycock.

by Gay Billie Goat October 2, 2020

Poppycock

The effects of Heroin to the male reproductive organs.

Sorry Babe not tonight, poppycock got me. I can still borrow $20 though right?

by AmeDame July 9, 2021

Poppycock

something stewie wrote on the wall in an episode of family guy

look! im writing profanity on the wall!

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Poppycock

When you cum so hard the floor looks like a flower

“That was such a poppycock dude”

by RoninXII January 7, 2020

poppycocker

A person who is known to poppycock

She is the biggest poppycocker I ever met!

by Sherry January 30, 2005

POPPYCOCK

A word with no true definition. This word used to be a substitute for the expletive bullshit but the word has not been commonly used since the mid forties and has only recently spiked popularity somewhat (most likely because the Ngram viewer isn't very accurate). because of its age, obscurity, and the fact it has the word cock in it, anyone who says this word looks like a complete nincompoop therefore it will be used less and less until it is in nobodies vocabulary such as the words ROFL or floccinaucinihilipilification and soon enough Nincompoop as well

some may argue that because of the absurd pronunciation of the word it will return or make a comeback and honestly a world where all my friends and family say poppycock regularly is a world I don't want to live in, and frankly one I fear

Person 1:This show is a load of poppycock

Person 2:did you just use the word poppycock?

person 1: yeah, so?

person 2: get out and never come back

by Greg millar March 26, 2022