pop a squat or i'll pop your squat

Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.

Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.

Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...

Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!

by Morgan :P August 14, 2011

Otter Pop Squat

Having a frozen Otterpop put in girls ass once thawed squat over your face and let thawed otter pop drain in to your mouth.

That bitch is so fine I would let her do an otter pop squat.

by JonBoypepsi October 16, 2008

Gabe- Pop a squat

It means to poop

Never pop a squat at Taco Bell

Gabe- pop a squat

by Popasquatmeanstopoop January 15, 2021

Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.

Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.

by Sal! March 2, 2023