Pootytang

Slang for pussy, also a Vietnamese first name.

Example 1: I’m going clubbing this weekend, I really hope I can get some Pootytang it’s been a bit of a dry spell.

Example 2: I have pre-calc with Pootytang Patathong, he’s a really sharp kid with a badass name.

by Lakewood303 July 1, 2020

poopstack

something or someone that sucks

"shut your piehole, poopstack."

by jduds February 13, 2007

Poopstand

The act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.

*Do not attempt this under any circumstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious shit could happen*

Note: The only reported successful attempts have been by Jay mcGorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, Janelle Parker and Billy Horton. Both retell the story as, "We both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place"

I went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye I see under the side of the stall just some guys' hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. I think he was doing a poopstand.

by Viscoh March 4, 2009

PoobStank

the word can be used in any way depending on how you "phrase it"

Tatum is being a total Poobstank

by jaydenjay34ddddddddgffsfgfdsgf July 5, 2020

poopstank

a very brave rat. he was left on ruw's doorstep, an orphan rat baby, and was subsequently given to mark and released in the wilderness. they say on a cold, dark night you can hear him nibbling, nibbling, nibbling.

"dude did you hear poopstank? he was nibbling all night long. it was really cold and dark"
"hey did see ducci clamping ruw? that shit was meowser. hey poopstank!"

by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

pootitang

another word for female genitalia.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.

An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.

by Derek April 7, 2003