pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

poozaster

When one does not make it to the toilet in time.

Larry made it to the bathroom,but didn't bend over in time. He has a real poozaster on his hands!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

poother

The intentional misspelling of the word “panther”

Hey look a poother

by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022

Pootash

When someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their anus, and happy slaps a ''Bag-Head Jim'' Also known to be wiped inside the anus of a Pigeon.

''See that homeless guy''
''Yeah''
''Im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash''

by Ripples69 January 12, 2013

poostashe

similar to a dirty sanchez, only the recipient does not know they have been given one.

Hey, check out your neighbour neil. He has poo on his top lip. He looks as though he doesn't even realise.. I wont be lending sugar to him anymore.

by kazoo and kasoo November 24, 2004

Pootash

When someone has a tash (not a proper one) and doesn't shave it off. Normally on pubescent teen boys

"Did you see that guy today Lilly?"
"Yeah, he had a pootash ugh, no one likes pootashes"

by pootie1990 August 26, 2009

Pootash

When you're eating out a girl who hasn't shaved her 'self' and she looks down at you and it's just from your nose up and hair below, and it looks as though you have a big ol' moustache.

Boy: "Ewww she's hairy!"
Girl: "Haha, you have a pootash."

by Chris Poke December 28, 2005