poormouth

To whine and complain that you don't have much money, that you're destitute from other expenses etc. when negotiating for goods or services when, in reality, you're loaded and much better off than the person you're haggling with.

"Don't let him poormouth you into doing that job for half price. He's a millionaire a couple times over."

by The99Percent January 11, 2012

Poorboy Roll

When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.

One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?

Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.

by sarasplayroom.com July 4, 2009

piss poor plan

A plan that is made with zero thought. It has no tangible structure. Normally the piss poor planning is realized only days before or during the event.

Garry is dead. We made a piss poor plan.

by the_red_blune October 30, 2014

poordom

noun: The state of being both poor and bored. Combination of 'poor' and 'boredom'.

I can't afford weed or anything else, i'll just have to sit hear and deal with my poordom.

by Jae M. August 17, 2007

poormans bigmac

The cheap version of Big Mac from McDonald's. You basically order a Mcdouble ($1) and add big mac sauce and shredded lettuce. The shredded letuce should be an additional 20 cents for some dumb ass reason but basically you have yourself a big mac, without the middle bun. Only sexy people usually order this item.

Jon: Dude, I'm starving!
Daniel: Me too!
Anthony: Hey lets go to McDonald and get some poormans bigmacs.

Sophan: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (stupid asain laugh)

by collegebudgetguys March 15, 2010

Piss Poor Shot

This definition refers to a guy's inability to aim his cock when he's taking a piss. This lack of skill is quite apparent when the perp is done and there are yellow pee stains on the toilet rim and floor. Some douche bags don't even bother to lift the toilet seat and piss all over it as well. Ya gotta wonder when you see pools of pee on the floor in front of a urinal only a few inches from a dude's dick how he can manage to fuck that process up. Perhaps some day somebody will patent crosshairs for dicks so a sporting guy can practice his marksmanship.

Guys; don't be a piss poor shot. Aim your cock like you aim your Glock! - And remember to flush!

by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

poor waif in his underwear

A person who blows their cover as a Russian propagandist

Seymour Hersh is a poor waif in his underwear

by nafo123 July 29, 2023