Poopgnant

This is like a pregnancy, only with a poop. It's where you feel bloated and you know a huge stinky turd is brewin' in your large intestine.

Honey, I think I'm Poopgnant
I took the poopgnancy test and... I'm Poopgnant
I ate enough to become Poopgnant

by Billybobpete August 16, 2009

poopfartshartsex

a tiktoker

do you love poopfartshartsex yes

by pigisfood April 21, 2021

PoopSnake

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022

poopscaroons

Making a doody so satisfying that your It winds around the toilet bowl. Then you need to take a nap afterwards

Uncle Steve hurries home after work to make a satisfying poopscaroons. Then passes out on the bathroom floor from exhaustion passing that bowel winding masterpiece.

That’s some good ole dropping brown experience you made Grandmom.

by Junkerbooty December 3, 2021

poopshark

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet

Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend

by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011

Poopsnake

When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.

I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.

by Spider Man January 5, 2004

Poopfart

Flatulence followed by unintentional excretion of fecal matter. See shart. Can also make a good nickname to call someone.

Nigel has poopfarted so many times that he decided it would be easier just to wear diapers.

by Some chick named Fred December 13, 2005