Dicus Poopsac

When a bald headed math teacher takes a shit on a students' forehead for failing a test

When I came home I had to explain to my parents why I recieved a Dicus Poopsac due to mass amounts of shit on face and a failing grade in geometry.

by Mr Lister May 23, 2010

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

poopchat

A Snapchat of your poop while it's inside the toilet. Usually sent to a friend as a prank because, once they've opened it, it's too late to go back.

Lindsay sent me a poopchat AGAIN. I never know whether to open a snap from her or not because, half the time, it's poo!

by dictionarybcel March 20, 2018

Poopsnatch

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.

Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.

by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

Poopshit

It’s is when your buthole explodes with poopshit

I just had a poopshit

by Bombersboom August 8, 2019

poopshnoop

a poopshnoop is when you shit inside of someone elses shoe (friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/family member) as a prank and don't tell them and when they put on their shoe, their foot gets shitty

my friend slept with my girlfriend, so I gave him a poopshnoop

by LERGEN January 10, 2014

poopsnart

The act of pooping violently, farting violently, and sneezing violently simultaneously.

James just poopsnarted so loud, my mom crapped her pants

Ryan and Matt where shocked when James poopsnarted

by aavoqdl March 6, 2014