procrastinate 

what you are doing right now.
get back to work

in response to accusations of grade inflation in the US colleges, alluc.org was developed to devastating effect. And by now my show is done downloading and I must get back to 'procrastinate' ing.

procrastinate by johnsmith101 December 14, 2008

pro-procrastinate 

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.

jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

pro-procrastinate by should be writing a paper! April 16, 2010

procrastinate 

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

procrastinate by Zach G. December 3, 2003

procrastinate 

comes from latin: pro: 'toss forward'; cras: 'tomorrow'

I have to start writing a thesis and I don't. If I keep on procrastinating I will be terribly moody.

procrastinate by Annie August 18, 2004

Poopcrastinate 

When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.

Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."

Poopcrastinate by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012

procrastinate 

What I do during my freetime.

Hm...I'll work on my project later...and stick my face on my glowing computer screen...

procrastinate by Cyndane January 17, 2005

poocrastinate 

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

poocrastinate by B Knox April 29, 2008