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poonanie

poonanie, a slightly gangster word for the female happy patch.
"ow i got hit in my poonanie"
"yo guy i got all up in her poonanie"
by mikkiwu May 3, 2005
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poonanners

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.
Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat
by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006
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poonanchee

A squalid vagina; or more specifically, a black hooker's stank-nasty vagina that does not get skull from the mens.
"We just straight out fuck. That's it. Two minutes and we're done. He ain't never ate... the poonanchee... right?"
"Please get your poonanchee away from my face. It smells like burnt hair and stale farts."
by Ol' Vodka Tits December 15, 2008
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Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
by Houdini91 May 21, 2019
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podrangle

"Those iPods are in the shape of a podrangle."
by Anonymous Passenger November 3, 2005
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Potangle

1. The potato of the future.

2. A strictly geometric potato chip. (Potanglechip)

3.Study of Junk Food geometry. (Potangology)
1. The all new potangle has the potential to cure SUPER AIDS.

2. Why won't you share your potanglechips?

3. My friend majored in potangology. He is quite fat.
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poonage

Like "owned" or "pwned", it is a word which describes a win of some sort. Often used when happy about beating an opponent in a computer game.
OMG I just laid some leet poonage on Zonker.
by MisterKMisterK May 5, 2005
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